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WHO AM I?!

Just some stupid fuckwit that lives in the rural midwest lol here's some stuff about me

I'm a music person! Too lazy (and generally kinda demotivated) to learn how to play an instrument but I really like listening to music. Music takes and my spotify over here

I'm a poemcel fr... I write sometimes. I don't think I'm that good at it, but I do kinda like doing it. See if you like it for yourself? I'm also planning on writing longer-form stories maybe, will link some when I write enough to feel like it's worth showing

I have a vague interest in esoteric concepts. Alchemy is super fascinating to me but sadly its not real, I've still tried to learn a bit more about it though. Esoterica is annoying asf to study because its like Bro just go read this 500 year old text. Yes it's archaicly written and doesn't even exist anymore ", kill the catholics for burning all that shit man. I like some theology things despite being pretty irreligious myself. This is the part of the website where I talk about some of it

I like hearing about conspiracy theories and similar things. "Divergent" science also falls into this category I guess. I am generally amused by a lot of them, and there are quite a few that tie back into the previous item on this list. Theories about the nazis going into the center of the Earth and meeting giants are just too fun to not hear about imo

I have interest in poltiics, and vaguely it alligns on the left wing somewhere. If you'd like to see a bit of my political beliefs you can click here I guess. Vote PSL

I"M GAY!! Yeah I'm pansexual I think boys are cute

I'm a big undertale/deltarune fan. Spamton is my best friend yes he is real

idk why but I really love snoopy and the peanuts gang. It's not really relevant to much but here's a link to a page that just has pics of snoopy