Welcome to the most Evil webpage ever!! Muahahaha!! This website is NOT made to be mobile-friendly. Its supposed to be in comic sans so if its not sorry :( If you want to hit me up... Click this yummy link HOLY SHIT WE HIT 5K?? As of writing this its 5,859 views. I don't really know what to do about this but its true and I didn't expect it ever really and definitely not this soon

This beautiful man to the left is me... guehehehe Erm... what the CUTE BOYFRIEND check this guy out (not in the perverted way he's mine)

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I'm gonna add this note here rq. I'm mostly focusing on writing for this website (both poems and longer-form stories) atm but if you want my opinions on issues/want to talk feel free to hit me up... check out my contact page so we can link up :p

WHO AM I?!

Just some stupid fuckwit that lives in the rural midwest lol here's some stuff about me

I'm a music person! Too lazy (and generally kinda demotivated) to learn how to play an instrument but I really like listening to music. Music takes and my spotify over here. Note: This section will be outdated often

I'm a poemcel fr... I write sometimes. I don't think I'm that good at it, but I do kinda like doing it. See if you like my poetry for yourself, adventurer? if you desire longer-form content, this link will take you to my short stories, enjoy them if you would like to . . .

I am a brilliantly gifted virtuosic artist. Jk but if you wanna see go look at this page where some of my drawing/sketches are located

I have a vague interest in esoteric concepts. Alchemy is super fascinating to me but sadly its not real, I've still tried to learn a bit more about it though. Esoterica is annoying asf to study because its like Bro just go read this 500 year old text. Yes it's archaicly written and doesn't even exist anymore ", kill the catholics for burning all that shit man. I like some theology things despite being pretty irreligious (by traditional definitions)myself. This is the part of the website where I talk about some of it when I care enough to edit it. I'm always willing to discuss/learn seeing as I'm relatively new and igorant. Feel free to hit me up so we may discuss

I like hearing about conspiracy theories and similar things. "Divergent" science also falls into this category I guess. I am generally amused by a lot of them, and there are quite a few that tie back into the previous item on this list. We like fun here

I read fairly often. I primarily read fiction, but I've been trying to diversify my tastes a bit as of late. There won't be much of anything on it yet but this is the part of my website where I talk about reading

I have interest in poltiics, and vaguely it alligns on the left wing somewhere. If you'd like to see a bit of my political beliefs you can click here I guess. Vote PSL

I"M GAY!! Yeah I'm pansexual I think boys are cute

I'm a big undertale/deltarune fan. Spamton is my best friend yes he is real

idk why but I really love snoopy and the peanuts gang. It's not really relevant to much but here's a link to a page that just has pics of snoopy

No matter where you go, everyone's connected.